So I went to the room descriptions themselves, which led to more perplexity [pic]. Apparently they offer smoking rooms and non smoking rooms, so the "all guestrooms" statement is apparently bogus. I also noticed in the room description "breakfast not included". Up top, it had stated in two places that there is a complimentary breakfast. Looking further, it also says "This hotel does not offer any accessibility features", but they also take reservations for accessible rooms. Hm.
I called them up to clarify this, and they insisted they'd "escalate this confusing issue". We shall see.